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Crazy haha

Yeah, today. I’ve finally met a problem in my coding that I cant solve! LoL

let me explain abit about the problem.

Yesterday everything is still working fine, today morning wake up when I access my site, the main content isn’t displaying! through a few testing, I found the problem I dont really know if that is really the problem because logically saying it makes sense but programmatically saying it doesn’t makes sense at all.

I did a code that will check for $_GET['action'] on load. But somehow when i visit a url without the index.php, the main content do not show because somehow $_GET['action'] wasn’t detected but later on try out by typing index.php then the main content show. So After a few test, I found out the reason was because of the index.php but then again, this shouldn’t even be a problem because when we visit a site, index.php is normally and usually being accessed without us having the need to code anything, but yet now i’m having this problem I’m clueless and Dont know how to fix it already..

tell me you understand what am I saying..

So I decided not to fix it. If it’s not spoil, dont fix it.

Created a new gallery module today. Initially was very lazy, but once i start writing on one page, my engine got started and I proceed to second and third page and in the end wrote 10 pages of planning.

Then lazy to code. AGAIN, after abit of warm up, I just cant stop coding haha

So funny to found out that the mistakes that i’m always point to Joycelyn and Jolene during their FYP meeting, I’m making all of it. LoL Best part is, it took me more then 5 mins to figure out those mistakes haha

6+, Nehemiah called me. Tell me there’s suppose to be a meeting I need to attend, but they called the wrong Jason so he went LoL.

Though i’m busy, But since it’s at 9. I went.. because i dont want to stare at the screen for another few hours.. LoL

One of the girl at the meeting lived at Aljunied too. So took a bus with her, not knowing if that bus can really reached my place.

Thank God i’m not really in an alien place

We talk about Ghost, ghost and more ghost. And Ironically, She’s afraid of ghost

Boring mah, so talk lor LoL

Tomorrow Velentine’s Day CG. Morning 10:30 at Toa Payoh LoL After that I need to chiong to Plaza Singapura for my drum lesson after which Need to go cut hair with Sharon or Augustine or Sharon and Augustine. LoL

This is my fault. I promised Augustine and forgot Sharon. By the time I remember, Augustine abit reluctant. So I guess I screwed up again. At this moment of time I still trying to resolve this issue.

Anyhow, I’m bound to cut my hair tomorrow.

It’s LONG OVER DUE!!

Ok peace oUt.

Mighty to save…

Read Elise’s Blog and saw this. It pierce my heart. What about yours?

“NO DECEPTION IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN SELF-DECEPTION”Sometimes just pondering over life could be an interesting topic but I’m not opening it for any discussion or debate. Just want to pen down what I think at times. This entry could become quite random and in fact my entry could become more and more random and my thought is becoming random, so is my blog.

Today read a website articles that teaches me how to make use of my right mind which is the creativity mind that i’m lacking of YET important in the aspect of life. The website said this world condemn left-handed which is right brain people however I beg to differ as I feel the world is changing and creativity is definitely the IN thing now. You have skills but no creativity, you confirm lose.

Coming back to topic, In life journey, there are always cross junction that could change your life forever. I believe I have been through two to three of those and I believe I just came to another one.
Today Wednesday already like fainting liaoz. What should I do at this cross point? I’m still deciding LoL IN fact, I’m scared beyond deciding actually.. because I know what path have I already taken and what i have not and the thought of not making the path is scary.. yet inevitable.. but if I walk another path.. I know I will regret it.

This Path seems to be very similar to some path that I walk last time.. But this time it seems to be for real! Omg! I dont know how to deal with this already actually.. I just have to keep praying..

WWJD..

“It’s just a few hours and I’m dieing..”

Want to know why u r working so hard?

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to the cow: “Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.You will provide the energy to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat grass. For that, you will have a life span of 50 years.” Ah Gu objected. “What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass! On top of that, I have to give my milk away! This is tough and you want me to live 50 years! I’ll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!” God agreed.

On the next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog. “Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose… You are to sit all day by the door of your master’s house! Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them! In return, you will eat your master’s leftovers. I’ll give you a life span of 20 years.” Ah Kow objected. ” What! I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people, and what do I get…LEFTOVERS… This isn’t right, I’ll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!” God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey. “Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces! You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them. In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts. For that, I’ll give you 20 years to live.” Naturally the monkey objected. “This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not evencome to the part about the trees and somersaults. Tell you what, I’ll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existenceand I’ll take 10. What do you think?” God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans. God said to the man. “You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to do is enjoy all your life. For this kinda of life, I’ll give you 20 years.” Just like the rest, the man objected. “What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live? Tell you what, you’ve 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and another 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don’t know what to do with all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I’ll have 70 years to live?”

God being such good natured, agreed with a smile……. AND THAT IS WHY….. We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up. Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family. Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired. And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years.

haha As I promised someone I would update within the week, I know i’m late! But it’s just one day late. Dont beat me around the head haha

Hello fellas! It’s been a long time since i last post here. Sorry ah, been really really really busy lor. I was helping with one of my dear sister with her FYP project because I cant believe that such a team mates like her’s actually existed in the Christian World. I wonder if he does his QT daily But ah very jia lat haha I think I actually screwed up for her more then I Help her. ASP.NET is something that I’m alien to.Very alien too actually. But because of her, I struggled to learn the language. Slowly, I’m beginning to understand. Unfortunately, not knowing concept without the proper coding is not enough. Thus I more or less failed helping Sharon. I feel quite bad about it. I sure hope that stupid guy would help her..
Anyway, At this moment, I’m also helping Jolene and Joycelyn with her FYP. I face many opposition from my parent initially. Actually, I’m more stunt then surprised to know that my parent actually felt lonely at times.

My mum once told me, “Tell the girls dont come at this hour, need to eat dinner.” “In the end i have to go out and eat alone” I was kinda shock that day when I was having my break fast before going to school. All the way to school, without ear piece to listen to music because someone lend it from me :X These few prominent sentence keep running through my head. I prayed.. I asked for answer. I’ve received. But I doubted. aww!!! Why am I so awful? LoL But still I did it. And I made a choice. This choice I do not dare to tell my spiritual mentor. I felt that i know what is he going to tell me. I may be wrong but I do not want to take the risk. Not at this moment anyway. This week is a very busy week for me too anyway.

But after this month, what of next month and next next month? Haiz. i’m stress.. I found out that if my schedule keep going on like this. I dont know if I’m should stay in DMM.. Stressful period..

I wont talk about my next month and next next month schedule in here. But I’m really stress..

Plus, I think God is giving me sign of a new changes that I could face many opposition again. I need to keep praying regarding about this. I’m not sure yet. Is the time now? I think many people going to be very disappointed in me. But deep in me, I believe I have no choice. Recently, all decisions made are very painful to me. I didn’t want to do it, but i’m put into a situation that I cant reject, neither do I want to accept. Yet unwillingly accepted. What is God trying to tell me here?

Can I solve problem like Joycelyn and Jolene one? That seems easier for me.. Ah well.. Long entry. Sorry ah. Today quite an emo entry. It’s my life after all. Tomorrow I’ll post something more interesting. Till then. Good Bye

The time has come…..

Phew.. after such a long time, I’m finally working in an office again. As of this moment, I’m officially working as a full timer in pinkcube. My job consist of admin work, it also includes some outings to cinileisure to open shop. Phew LoL so many things to do in so few hours.

Yesterday very funny. Jolene com got problem cannot access internet, so Elaine and I went to her place to help her fix. Then thanks to Marcus, we found out it’s because she never on internet -_- Only on router. Of course cannot send over lah~ LoL. But we had fun at her place. She taught me a continous version of the song I’m most familiar with LoL.

But poor me. Taxi Fare expensive ah

Today Monday. Busy day. For one, I had to settle the purchase of people made in the past two days when no one is working in the weekend. Secondly, two RP student from YEIG(Youth Entrepreneur Interest Group) came to return stock. So naturally, I’m the chosen one to take stock.

Being the “Sociable” person I am, I had a chat with them while counting stock. Later found out Serene was there too! Wearing some angel outfit ?.? LoL Cant imagine leh

We count until quite late. Way past working hours. But bo bian still have to count LoL.

Finally count finish, thought can rest ler. Boss say, need to put back those pile of toys LoL. I sianz diao haha

But eventually, I managed to finish everything lah. Then had a Spring Chicken for dinner. Wow Yummy man. It’s so delicious, Arnold Crispy Chicken is a nice shop. I love their chicken alot. For the first time I ate the breast area of the chicken which I usually dont eat one.

Haiz very sad sia, wordpress very hard to change theme. I think I nee to think of something else man LOL.

Ok time to rest and get ready for tomorrow’s battle again. See ya everyone!

- take, take take it all!

A flip to an empty page,

the writing down of a name.

The look of his face in the head,

with details, or not,

he will inevitably die.

A heart attack.

Reasons specified, or not,

immediately, or at a time specified.

He will inevitably die.

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A flip to a page,

The reading of a page,

With a loving heart,

Could possibly lead to another person being save.

————————————

A book that kill and a book that save. Which one will you choose?

After thinking through a bit in my mind, I have come down to a conclusion. But before that, let’s analyze the pros and cons of the possibility that lies within.

*Owner of a bible = A believer who have already acknowledge Jesus as his Lord and Savior.

1) The owner of the Death Note can neither go to Heaven nor hell.

The owner of a bible can only go to heaven.

2) The person in possession of the Death Note is possessed by a God of Death. It’s original owner until they die.

The person in possession of a bible is guided by God of all creations. It’s original owner even after they die.

3) Gods of Death, the original owner of the Death Note, do not do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the death in the note.

God of all creations, the original owner of the bible will do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the owner from being defeated by the enemy.

This is almost enough for me to make a decision already. But to make a firm decision, there is just one last point that I would like to include.

The maximum day the owner can own the death note is the number of days that he has own earth. After he dies, the death note will either return ownership to the Death God or another human will take over and this human himself will dwell in neither heaven nor hell. A place of total emptiness, quiet yet eerie.

So after 99 years(at most), living at the top of the world with a throne set up in honor of fearing you and ruling the world with an iron fist. You will be reduced to nothing, spending the rest of your after life in a life of nowhere.

Yet, the owner of a bible after living his days on earth fulfilling the Great Commission, will spend the rest of his after life in a life of fullness in heaven for eternity.

99 years on earth and “insert number here” “insert unit that no one has invented yet” is really a big difference. Now, back to the main question.

A book that kill and a book that save. Which one will you choose?

You be the judge.

aiyo.. I dont know how to use the bluetooth device on my laptop. Somehow, I cant establish a connection between them. So nvm. I’ll post what I have.

So firstly, I’ll post the some neo prints I’ve taken with Cindy’s gang. haha It’s suppose to be a class outing which turn out to become a group outing. LoL Anyway here’s the neoprints!

I know image abit big :X Just trying something new. haha

Next up. The photos when I pon tang with Catherine’s gang. haha notice our class got different gang ah

And lastly, Jason, CIndy’s gang(without Cindy) and I went to play Pool two days ago. In the toilet, we find this very intriguing. So here’s the picture.

I love the design totally.

That’s it. Good Bye all. Time to practise more drum and do my work.

Adapted from thedailywtf.com

These are IT Jokes. Dont worry, read up the comments in the Bracket for an “Idiot” explanation.

Steven Reitsma must not have heard. For those who missed it: a few weeks ago, God endorsed Symantec’s latest anti popup software.
(Everyone should know this. But if you dont, here’s the explanation. Google is a search engine that search by keywords. Google was not able to find any word to match with TD when searching. Thus substitute as “GOD“)

There’s no word on Him endorsing MSDN, but I doubt it. Especially after MSDN sexually harassed Eric J. Bias …
(Same thing as above. MSDN keyword search gave a funny suggestion.)

Mike came across this popup
and wasn’t quite sure if a “smart spyware shopper” is an oxymoron or plain old moron …
(Spyware is a computer program which can be installed on personal computers (usually without the permission from the owner) and has the purpose of collecting information and sending it back to another source - usually an Internet marketing or pornographic website.
www.netalert.net.au/01990-Glossary.asp)

It was bad enough that Three’s price for Sony Ericsson K800i with a mobile plan was a bit steep, but did they really
need to rub Franco Trimboli’s face?

Andrew Craft wasn’t quite sure what Lenovo was apologizing for or what they were thanking him for … at least
they’re no Three:
(What’s the apologies for? What’s the thank you for?)

Finally! A useful TipoftheDay,
as discovered by R. …
(Tip of the Day is suppose to show you some help about how to use a software. But this time.. this is the message it showed.. LoL)

Well Jasper de Lange, it coulda have been much worse. At least it wasn’t Something Terrible, Something Awful, or,
even, Something Dreadful.
(No idea about this. But It’s funny haha)

In the last episode, we saw a picture from inside the 12th car on an 11 car train. Dan postulates that (null) is
probably that car’s destination stop …
(”null” means no value.)

You know you’ve done something reaaaaly bad when Dell, of all entities, yells at you. Thomas Nielsen sure learned
his lesson …no more swapping his hotswappable drives …
(The circled message says it all..)

But hey, at least Dell wasn’t as harsh as this Network Diagnostic Tool that Mike Davis was trying to use. A lesser
user would have likely been brought to tears.
(An error message that I’ve come to a liking. Might use it for my next script :D)

Quick! What button would you press if you wanted to close Smart Tools?
right corner,” you win. Don’t worry, it took Jon a few tries, too …
(Usually, there will only be “Yes” and “No” or “Ok” and “Cancel”. This time. [x] is the right button to press.)

Ha! And you guys think that CAPTCHA that I put together is hard to read. At least I didn’t use the one that K.C. tried
to use …
(What word?)

And I suppose we’ll wrap it up with this screenshot from Shaun, who’s IM buddy hasn’t reached The End of the
Internet after 136 straight years …
(Who could live for 136 years old? Is the internet that old?)

I hope you guys had a good laugh. i’m sure I do. LoL I’ve found out how to use the picture function in my blog. yeah~ Learn new things LoL. Did a new banner and avatar. Do give me your comments on this

Theme: Hikaru No Go
Description: One of my current game that I’m playing. It’s fun! Next time I’ll do a newbie guide here hehe..

Time to sleep. Will blog more tomorrow. Good Night.

Today National Day woke up at 12:00 PM. Hehe. Too tired I guess. Slept too late yesterday. Anyway, It’s been a fun day I guess. It’s fun I have to admit. But looking at my cousins and their boyfriends and girlfriends kind of give me a mixed feeling. Haha. I think left me and two cousins ler. LoL Anyway, played one round of Go with my sis. Very exciting. Long time never play 19 * 19 Go ler. I lost by 2.5 moku. But I realized my style of playing has been completely different. I think that could be considered as improving

 Managed some Shinobi Inn stuff after that and at about 3+, my cousins arrived. LoL We had a nice chat for two hours. Then we had dinner. Dinner was scrumptious. We ordered buffet. haha Eat so much. So nice and delicious. LoL After which, my cousins came my room and behold, the glorious magnifying Drumset in my room Attention seeking haha. Of course my cousins want to see me play. So I started playing abit, and in a minute, my mum’s student all came to my room to want to see too. loL

I so paisei because I’ve only learnt drum for half a year. Still very basic. So I played “Wake me Up When September Ends and Broken Dream of Boulevard” for them. LoL I think I mess it up when I cant hear the music. :x I vow to do a job better then today 20 times more by next National Day. haha

My cousins tried to learnt basic drum beat. Then they just realized it’s actually kinda hard to coordinate LoL Even a few months old baby boy Justin, wanted to play drum! LOL so funny. He was so attracted to the drumset. Of course I let him play.

Still now, I’m still trying to get inspiration for my laptop wallpaper and desktop wallpaper. Like Mui Lim said. Want to do, do to your best. So I guess I’m waiting for that moment.

Tomorrow onwards, I’m gonna start a new project. I dont know what name would I want to use yet. But I’m going to design my very own blog system I’m not sure how successful I will be. But I just want to try to gage my skill LoL Wish me all the best friends!

Should I go to school tomorrow? LoL I heard Avril is going to join Hope Choir! Woo~ LoL that’s so great. Time to sleep. Good Night.

LoL really enjoyed today’s events planned by Catherine, Mui Lim and Jesling LoL. Meet up at 11+ and then go to KBox. Sang alot of songs. And hum alot of songs LoL most of the songs I dont know how to sing lor. I realized my voice sounds VERY awful on microphone. KBox provided lunch from 11 - 2. So of course we had our lunch there too. I think I’m going to be looking for alot of songs soon After KBox, went to Kpool! LoL Played pool with the girls, got win got lose LoL. But overall, I think everyone enjoyed ourself My Pool technique ah. Really very jia lat. Sometimes shoot, the white ball will fly out of the table LoL sometimes I will just totally miss it. LoL But sometimes, I shoot very accurately too LoL

Went to library to chit chat until Catherine rushed off to teach tuition. Then we went for dinner. Mui Lim see us eat hehe

Really had alot of fun today. The time for me to slack are really very limited. But I ought to dig time out to relax too. Now.. back to the busy world!