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Testify to Love

Sunday Jan 25, 2009

Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Gui Ji

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
bleeding love

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
LOVE LOVE LOVE

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Disco Inferno

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Like a Rose

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Ye Zi

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Door of Flame

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Piece of Heaven

WHAT IS 2+2?
lonely

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
If I ain’t Got you

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Karma

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Fallin

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Another way to Die

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Swear

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Remembering Sunday

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Dirty Little Secrets

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Japanese Banana

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
I remember

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
We Are

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Just another woman in love

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
alones

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Brainstorm

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
I bet you look good ont he dance floor

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Last Fight Out

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Pieces of me

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Ordinary Pain

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Windshadow

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Labyrinth of the Moonlight

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Whispers of the Sword

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Testify to Love


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Humour?

Saturday Nov 15, 2008

Just something I think it’s interesting :) From her
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said,

Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
The man said,
Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.
The Lord said,
Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach thebottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me
.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly Happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
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The above story do not in anyway prove That’s how God is. So don’t be afraid and ask that of him :)
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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius
………

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !


Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !



Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?



Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ……………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.



PCK : Aiyah …… ,’ Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’
also ah!!!


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overdue

Sunday Nov 9, 2008

woah.. i see some spider web at the top if my grapes.. i think it’s time to clean it abit :D

It’s been a while since I blog and seriously, i havent been blogging because nothing much has happened in my life.

That proves how boring my life is now eh?

But again, how could I say nothing much has happened in my life when everyday is a new day and I’m living everyday?


If we live by everyday without learning anything new, we are not living.. we are simply existing…

that’s what I felt..

so with this thought, I started digging into my memory of the past and sure enough~! There really is a lot of things that I think I’ve learn for the past few weeks.

A follow up on my recent complaints about how I should look at another perspective, I’m beginning to see something wonderful. Even though at times it’s hard to stay persistence when tough times come, but when the breeze blew, we could really see the fruit of this alternative plan that has been bestowed upon me.

As the saying goes,

Your father in heaven knows what’s best for you better then you do.

I now truly comprehend the real meaning.

Initially, I complained about the dirt when i obtained the great fruit. Now after so many weeks, I realized that this dirt may be tough going, but it’s going to benefit me for the next few years as compare to tasting the great fruit and stay stagnant.

Not only that, I could actually improve in alot of areas in this dirt. Rather then learning nothing with the great fruit.

Life is short and now is young.

Young times are the best time to learn new stuff. Being the adventurous me, I realized I would rather enjoy something of various variety instead of a fixed settings.

Even though there are tough times too. But I believe that’s just part of life and it’s an obstacle that I need to overcome. If everyone before me could do it peacefully, I believe I could too.

How i face my next few years will determine what is my attitude towards it.

And this attitude could branch out to again alot of factors and one of them will definitely determine how peacefully can you live.

Getting out of your comfort zone, you’ll soon realized that IS still your comfort zone. But even so, you would have a wider zone, and by then, you’ll be surprised to see yourself lifting mountains and think that’s still your comfort zone!

Still got alot of things to say.. But for now. I’ll stop here because it takes time to digest your food slowly :)

Till then~! Adios Amigos~!


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Perspective of appreciation.

Sunday Sep 28, 2008

Sometimes in life, we started off by having a small expectations of a little event. But as time pass, you realized you could obtain an even better events and as you start indulging in the luxury of this better event, you began to enjoy it and loving it. Until finally, you’ve decided this is where you should be!

But with a twist of fate, suddenly due to whatever reason, your perfect event has turned sour and you need to go back to a little event. But it’s not going to be easy, you find yourself having an emotional attachment to this event and you are not willing to let go. Letting it go will cause you to feel like “a break up with your girlfriend.”

Suddenly everything in the world turns against you. You are not able to find peace in your heart. The thought of leaving this luxury will bring a lump into your heart and you just feel like crying.

At this point of time, depression falls into place. And you dont know what to do and suddenly….

life sucks…

Anyone of you has fallen into this category before?

Because I do.

At that point of time, I was lost. I dont know myself .. suddenly life seems stupid.. and everything just don’t fit, you just feel like dying…

Now, after taking some time off to think about my life and evaluate on this event, I have finally sort out my thoughts.

Let me explain in a logical manner how did everything happen.

The reason why i felt so emotional is because i have tasted the fruit of this wonderful tree. Thus I want to stay here and do not want to settle with anything less.

I believe this is a very wrongful thinking for in the first place, by right I should only be getting a little event. An event that many people yearn for but not able to obtain it. But just because there is a chance to get more, I lost myself.

I forgot I was still able to have the little event. The fruit of the tree is just a bonus.

And in the first place, I don’t even want to have any. Now that I have one of them, why do I still complain?

I should learn to be appreciative for what I already have. And accept it and move on, Instead of grumbling about settling for the second best.

I believe this lesson of appreciation could be learnt as a life lesson. Sometimes in life, we just need to be appreciative with what we already have. And even if we cant get the best. It’s ok! For everything will still work out well in the end.

But if we were to be stubborn about it and hold onto the best, your future will be very sulky and you will cause a chain of misfortune happening to you because of your attitude.

I know I’m being very vague with this post. But I have to in order to protect the interest of my privacy and personal life. So I hope this could be of little help to you for finding a solution for your depressing problem.

- Stupid can teach, stubborn cannot teach


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Farewell message to all my friends

Thursday Jul 24, 2008

Time now 3:21

In 8 hours time, I will be missing from this blog for 2 weeks..

Yep.. I’m heading to Tekong as soon as the sun rises and gathering with friends :D

For this week.. It has been very hectic for me..

So hectic to the extent I’ve fallen sick on Thursday..

To all my friends out there, I am really sorry for canceling all my appointment with you guys..

I know you guys want to go out with me one last time before I leave.. And I really appreciate the thoughts behind it!

But unfortunately, my work has been in such rushing state that I cant simply enjoy life while my project is incomplete. If I were to just put down everything and go out, all my efforts of rushing like mad for the past 3 months would come to waste.

Thus I have made a decision, not a joyful one, but a determination to complete this part of the project before I start serving my National Service.

Along with rushing my own projects, I have decided to sacrifice my night time to help Jerrome and Windez with their FYP so that they can pass. It’s the least me as a brother could do… It’s not easy for me. But finally~

After fallen sick yesterday, I believe I’m ready to hit whatever obstacles that’s coming my way in Tekong.

It’s the first time that I’ve fallen sick and unable to rest for a whole day. But I’ve had at least 2 hours of sleep today to refill my energy.

So tomorrow is going to be exciting! LoL

Ok.. time for me to sleep and I’ll be seeing you guys in 2 weeks time :)

Dont miss me and finally..

GOOD NIGHT!!


~Yesterday, today the same!


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The meaning of R.S.V.P

Wednesday Jul 16, 2008

Am I the only one who doesn’t know the meaning of R.S.V.P?

After doing some easy research, I finally found out what it means..

And I bet a thousand dollars YOU who is reading this post now MAY know the meaning, but doesn’t know what does it stands for ;)

Oops.. did I hit a bulls eyes? :P

Well, dont worry! because I myself am shock by what it stands for! LoL

So what does it stands for? Without further adoo, let me quote it from the web :)

From How Stuff Works

R.S.V.P. stands for a French phrase, “répondez, s’il vous plaît,” which means “please reply.

wow~! LoL am I ready to collect the thousand dollars we bet? :)

Let me have a go at pronouncing that!!

“Respon Des Sill Voos Plait!”

How do you pronounce it? LoL

Ok.. So now we know what does R.S.V.P Stands for and how to pronounce it! Go ahead! Flaunt it to your friend and scold them Swaku :P

Ok Emo time…

9 more days and I’ll be enlisting into NS…I’m going to make full use of my 9 days and cherish it!

But Before that…

Tomorrow will be my Final Driving Theory Test(FTT) and It’s make it or break it!

Considering i’m one of the retarded ones that has already failed once and now going for my second attempt, I hope I’ll be able to pass this time!

Also, after my FTT is out of the way, I’ll be creating something boring to certain bunch of people, and fun for some..

This is alll for the sake of taking another step to realizing my dreams of being successful in life.

I’ve come to a term that this is currently a rapid age of growth where life is going to zoom past me without me even noticing it! So If i don’t do something about it, It’s going to be too late.

It’s Too late to apologize~!~!

Yeah… by then I’ll be really singing that song by One Republic..

Well, I’ll be making more announcement regarding about that soon :D


Ok.. Emo Time over..

Time for Jokes and Laughter! As I always said, Laughter is the Best medicine!

So let’s have some laugh! hahahahahahahahaha -_-”

Extracted from her mail

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

_____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

_____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

______________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change,

and she does.

_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

_____________________________

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking

me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’

They stopped after I started doing the same thing

to them at funerals.

______________________________________________________

- ja Ne~


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Can you really forget someone you love?

Monday Jul 7, 2008

Today, someone ask me this question..

“how can we forget a person?”

and this cause me to think abit..

Then 2 questions came to my mind…

Can we really forget someone?

If Yes, have I really forgotten the person?

This started the whole process of pondering..

And I threaded my thoughts together, trace it backwards and forward feeling how I think about how I think and why do I think that way…

And now I shall present my findings here and explain why do I think that way…

Can we really forget someone?

Answer is NO

In fact it’s when you acknowledge the fact that you can never forget this person then, have you truly forget this person :)

Ironic? Read on!

We can never forget this person we once loved because no matter what, he or she has after all stepped into our life and left a footprint of joy and happiness in our heart.

And this Joy and happiness is something that we can never forget..

I analyzed the procedures of thinking of a person you once love and bench mark every steps. Here I go..

I remembered the person…

I remembered the life we shared together…

A feeling of nostalgicness came…

A feeling of sadness came…

A feeling of relief came…

And move on with life…

Let’s start with the first one…

I remembered the person…

ahh.. a name will ring a bell.. and this person face will appear all over your mind…

I remembered the life we shared together…

How the mind works.. when you remember a person.. what makes this person so special from another person is based on what this person has done and contribute to your life…

Thus… you would remember the things this person does…

A feeling of nostalgicness came…

The happenings are so memorable.. it brings such great taste to your mouth that you just feel like licking it and tasting it one more time.

A feeling of sadness came…

Ahh… as much as I would want to lick it and taste this great fruit once again, It’s too far out for me to reach it..

and naturally.. many people will be stuck here…

This is the step that I have track down to be the hardest to pass by… and this is also the step that started the whole discussion of

Why is it so hard to forget someone..

Many people long to taste this great fruit again.. yet knowing it’s impossible, mixture of feelings comes into place.. unexplainable desperation evolve..

Yearning for it.. YET not knowing what to do and as time past by, it reaches the stage of sigh and more heavy sigh as no more solution went through your brain.. until eventually..

Too much focus was on this issue that depression came.

Everything in the world seems dull, nothing seems as gleeful as it is anymore..

and since you think about this so much, you neglected every other part of life, and you forgot that the world is more then just what you are going through here and this is only one very small part of life, and nothing helps anymore.. and It’s up to yourself to break free from this…

Three words: can’t let go..

If only you can let go of the past and clung on to the future… this step will be a relief for you and you will proceed to the next step…

or else.. you will forever be stuck here.. and unable to go on to the next one which is :

A feeling of relief came…

Why? Simple.. it’s only when you have finally think through about the ways of optimism, BELIEVE IN IT, only then will you be able to MOVE ON and ACT towards your goal of optimism.

Then relief will come…

And move on with life…

then you will place this person aside, and continue doing whatever you are doing when you thought about this person…


And thus complete the whole cycle of truly forgetting someone.

So what does it really mean to forget someone?

In my opinion, the true definition about forgetting someone is when you remember this person, you remembered the happiness this person brings you, accept it as the past, believing in a greater future ahead waiting for you to discover, give a smile to it, and move on…

Some people might argue,

“But I’ve tried doing something else to forget this person, but after so long I suddenly felt I miss this person!”

Well, In my opinion.. you DID NOT overcome your feeling of sadness.. In fact you are still stuck there…

you merely postphoned it to do many other things all in the name of forgetting this person..

but the key is..

you are still focussing on this person!

When you are working on a solution, you are always curious to find out the result. So naturally when your mind goes through the thinking process of evaluating how doing whatever you are doing now has helped you forgotten the person and naturally the analyzing stage I’ve stated above will happen and eventually, the accumulation is too much to bear and the volcano erupted even greater then before…

So My advise to this is this .. DONT do things for the sake of forgetting someone,

but do life just the way life is.

The key: DONT FOCUS On this issue!

Ok let me clarify that what I’ve written here is purely on how I analyzed this whole episode and It’s by no means represent any other person thoughts other then myself.

Everything is debatable and nothing here is absolute.

ANd this marks the end of another analysis by Me :D

Now time for something relax…

Here’s something I saw from his blog

Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:

Anne Chang(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen(Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica ChengHokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow(Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow(Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Connie Mah(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Macy Koh(Cantonese) - Never die before

And this is also from his blog.

Fundamental Techniques in Handling People

Don’t criticize, condemn or complain.
Give honest and sincere appreciation.
Arouse in the other person an eager want.

Six ways to make people like you
Become genuinely interested in other people.
Smile.
Remember that a person’s name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
Be a good listener.
Encourage others to talk about themselves.
Talk in terms of the other person’s interests.
Make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely.


- The moonlight bathing over me…


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Music Prodigy?

Thursday Jul 3, 2008

SINGAPORE: Preschoolers at a childhood education centre in Singapore were treated to a recital by visually impaired South Korean piano prodigy Yoo Ye Eun on Thursday.

The prodigy, who has never had formal piano lessons, is in Singapore at the invitation of the Young Women Muslim Association.

Six-year-old Ye Eun can play any tune after hearing it just once and she showed that talent by reproducing the folk song “Rasa Sayang” for her audience in Singapore after hearing it for the first time.

Born blind and adopted in July 2002, Ye Eun’s talent went unnoticed until she was three years old.

One day, she heard her foster mother sing a popular song which she reproduced on the piano. After appearing on YouTube and the Korean TV show “Star King”, Ye Eun quickly shot to stardom.

Her parents are now looking for a suitable teacher for the prodigy, in the hope that she would become an accomplished pianist someday.

Ye Eun will perform for Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong at the Young Women Muslim Association’s 55th anniversary celebrations on July 4 before heading home the next day.

- CNA/so

Wow… the wonder of the world!! Some people takes a life time to practise SINGLE hand to perfection but she played both hands in unison without breaking a sweat!

A gift given probably in exchange with her impaired vision. *RESPECT!*


haha the design is so nice! So might as well just get a cert for myself! Of course I wouldn’t think about filing it up as my portfolio LoL

Which leads me to my own question.. do I even have a portfolio? :P

My daily routine of waking up involved reality check and where am I now..

Time seems to pass so fast when i’m having so much fun…except for today where I’m feeling abit unwell..

But anyway, first thing I’ll do in the morning is to check what date is today and made a mental note

22 more days to NS


hahaha the reality is slowly surfacing as time continues ticking away no matter what I do.

My biggest worry though is that there is still a lot of incomplete work I need to do!

Very jia lat..

Today marks my first day of chionging and I almost fall sick ler.. sianz..

I wonder how will tomorrow be like..

Ok Good Night :D

~ Give more, take less


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a poem that is so unlike me…

Tuesday Jul 1, 2008

I know there are going to be tons of grammar mistakes and whatsoever. But I’m just trying out stuff :D

As of this moment.. I have no idea what do I want to write yet.. so I will just type as I think..

So if you are busy, dont bother reading :)

hm….

hm…

hm….

hhhhhhmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….

AHH~!


Ok… here goes!


The flow of time stops when the line went dead…

Everything seems like a blur…

So fast yet so slow it past…

every minutes like seconds…

Walking down infinite steps…

the wild gate floods open,

waves of thoughts crushes over….

swept away all surviving thoughts,

Just like a reservoir it falls,

endless knocking on the door

all over it went thumping…

focus! is the last thing in mind

standing in one quiet corner,

awaiting the inevitable call…

sensing something very wrong…

cant help but to entertain it

finally the vibration came,

within seconds familiar music played

one press of a button and the fate is sealed..

time started moving on again…,

Only to see a dead end ahead…

PART 1 THE END..

Here’s a phrase from Forensic Heroes 2 (Charmaine is inside~!)

when a person is met with adversity, there are 3 things he must do

face it, accept it and forget it

- I remember…


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Ways to turn down men

Monday Jun 30, 2008

I know I’m one… but there’s always the bad ones out there :)

So girls! Do read it!

Extracted from her email

 HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

 HE : I think I could make you very happy.
 SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

 HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
 SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 HE : Can I have your name?
 SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

 HE : Shall we go see a movie?
 SHE : I've already seen it.

 HE : Where have you been all my life?
 SHE : Hiding from you.

 HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
 SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

 HE : Is this seat empty?
 SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 HE : So, what do you do for a living?
 SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

 HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
 SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

 HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
 SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

And here's some very cute photos! Sent by her








Looks like 7 zai to me :P 

~ I dont care what they say, I just keep bleeding

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