Humour?
Posted by Jason | Under Holiday Life Saturday Nov 15, 2008Just something I think it’s interesting 
From her
From herA man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said,
Lord said,
“Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said,
“Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.“
The Lord said,
“Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach thebottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
“Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly Happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
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The above story do not in anyway prove That’s how God is. So don’t be afraid and ask that of him
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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius
………
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ……………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!
PCK : Aiyah …… ,’ Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’
also ah!!!
………
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ……………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!
Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah …… ,’ Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’
also ah!!!