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Posted by Jason | Under Holiday Life Saturday Nov 15, 2008

Just something I think it’s interesting :) From her
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said,

“Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said,
“Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.“
The Lord said,
“Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach thebottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
“Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly Happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
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The above story do not in anyway prove That’s how God is. So don’t be afraid and ask that of him :)
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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius
………
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !



Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?



Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ……………………… you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.



PCK : Aiyah …… ,’ Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’
also ah!!!


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overdue

Posted by Jason | Under Holiday Life Sunday Nov 9, 2008

woah.. i see some spider web at the top if my grapes.. i think it’s time to clean it abit :D

It’s been a while since I blog and seriously, i havent been blogging because nothing much has happened in my life.

That proves how boring my life is now eh?

But again, how could I say nothing much has happened in my life when everyday is a new day and I’m living everyday?


If we live by everyday without learning anything new, we are not living.. we are simply existing…

that’s what I felt..

so with this thought, I started digging into my memory of the past and sure enough~! There really is a lot of things that I think I’ve learn for the past few weeks.

A follow up on my recent complaints about how I should look at another perspective, I’m beginning to see something wonderful. Even though at times it’s hard to stay persistence when tough times come, but when the breeze blew, we could really see the fruit of this alternative plan that has been bestowed upon me.

As the saying goes,

Your father in heaven knows what’s best for you better then you do.

I now truly comprehend the real meaning.

Initially, I complained about the dirt when i obtained the great fruit. Now after so many weeks, I realized that this dirt may be tough going, but it’s going to benefit me for the next few years as compare to tasting the great fruit and stay stagnant.

Not only that, I could actually improve in alot of areas in this dirt. Rather then learning nothing with the great fruit.

Life is short and now is young.

Young times are the best time to learn new stuff. Being the adventurous me, I realized I would rather enjoy something of various variety instead of a fixed settings.

Even though there are tough times too. But I believe that’s just part of life and it’s an obstacle that I need to overcome. If everyone before me could do it peacefully, I believe I could too.

How i face my next few years will determine what is my attitude towards it.

And this attitude could branch out to again alot of factors and one of them will definitely determine how peacefully can you live.

Getting out of your comfort zone, you’ll soon realized that IS still your comfort zone. But even so, you would have a wider zone, and by then, you’ll be surprised to see yourself lifting mountains and think that’s still your comfort zone!

Still got alot of things to say.. But for now. I’ll stop here because it takes time to digest your food slowly :)

Till then~! Adios Amigos~!


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