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Am I the only one who doesn’t know the meaning of R.S.V.P?

After doing some easy research, I finally found out what it means..

And I bet a thousand dollars YOU who is reading this post now MAY know the meaning, but doesn’t know what does it stands for

Oops.. did I hit a bulls eyes?

Well, dont worry! because I myself am shock by what it stands for! LoL

So what does it stands for? Without further adoo, let me quote it from the web

From How Stuff Works

R.S.V.P. stands for a French phrase, “répondez, s’il vous plaît,” which means “please reply.“

wow~! LoL am I ready to collect the thousand dollars we bet?

Let me have a go at pronouncing that!!

“Respon Des Sill Voos Plait!”

How do you pronounce it? LoL

Ok.. So now we know what does R.S.V.P Stands for and how to pronounce it! Go ahead! Flaunt it to your friend and scold them Swaku

Ok Emo time…

9 more days and I’ll be enlisting into NS…I’m going to make full use of my 9 days and cherish it!

But Before that…

Tomorrow will be my Final Driving Theory Test(FTT) and It’s make it or break it!

Considering i’m one of the retarded ones that has already failed once and now going for my second attempt, I hope I’ll be able to pass this time!

Also, after my FTT is out of the way, I’ll be creating something boring to certain bunch of people, and fun for some..

This is alll for the sake of taking another step to realizing my dreams of being successful in life.

I’ve come to a term that this is currently a rapid age of growth where life is going to zoom past me without me even noticing it! So If i don’t do something about it, It’s going to be too late.

It’s Too late to apologize~!~!

Yeah… by then I’ll be really singing that song by One Republic..

Well, I’ll be making more announcement regarding about that soon

Ok.. Emo Time over..

Time for Jokes and Laughter! As I always said, Laughter is the Best medicine!

So let’s have some laugh! hahahahahahahahaha -_-”

Extracted from her mail

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change,

and she does.

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking

me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next.’

They stopped after I started doing the same thing

to them at funerals.

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- ja Ne~