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Extracted from her email

 HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

 HE : I think I could make you very happy.
 SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

 HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
 SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 HE : Can I have your name?
 SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

 HE : Shall we go see a movie?
 SHE : I've already seen it.

 HE : Where have you been all my life?
 SHE : Hiding from you.

 HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
 SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

 HE : Is this seat empty?
 SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 HE : So, what do you do for a living?
 SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

 HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
 SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

 HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
 SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

And here's some very cute photos! Sent by her








Looks like 7 zai to me  

~ I dont care what they say, I just keep bleeding