these two days could very much be consider a wonderful day for me. LoL On 29th October 2006, I’m reborn in Christ name. On 30th October 2006, I’m another day older and that makes me 20 years old! woo! LoL

Sunday 29th I experience two result of faith! My parents along with relatives wants to celebrate my birthday and reserved a restaurant at 6:30 AT JURONG. Before that I need to go for Water Baptism. Windez Initially told me 4:30 start, might end around 6. I sianz diao. But I take this step of faith and say. “Let God lead me in this ler.” Praise the Lord! Water Baptism ends at 5:00!!! Woo! Suddenly got more then enough time to do whatever I want to do LoL.

Second faith! Upon reaching Jurong East, I’m not sure where is the Restaurant, all I know is Blk 135. So after taking a look at the train map. I was pretty convinced that I need to walk right towards the other end of the interchange. Somehow, I’m being prompted softly to walk left. So again, I took this step of faith and say. “Lord, Lead me please..” Unsure of whether I’m walking at the right direction, I keep looking around but yet keep moving towards the opposite direction. Suddenly, my sis called me and ask me where am I. Then later saw me crossing the road and when we meet up, PRAISE THE LORD! I’m looking at Blk 135! LoL

This two simple steps of faith is really very small. Yet VERY significant in my life. This shows how real God is AMEN?

Yesterday, 30th October 2006. My birthday. First time didn’t eat any cake on my birthday Because I celebrated the day before. haha I appreciate the DMM spending quality time with me. I think that will really be better then buying a cake and celebrate haha I was so hoping that you gusy wont buy cake. PRAISE THE LORD! you guys didn’t! LoL I so happy

I got alot of photos I want to show you guys. But I’m afraid I would have to delay that. Now that My birthday is over. It’s time for work work work and more work! I need to get my schedule plan man. Or else I’ll be in la la land again. LoL

Ok Folks, time for another joke!

The Gift

A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend’s birthday and as they had only started dating. After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.

Accompanied by the girl friend’s younger sister, he went to Herrod’s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.

All my love.

P/S: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Rest In Peace

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.”

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this, ‘Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.”

haha~ Hello everyone! I’m back! LoL Pai sei ah everyone, I’ve been ever since last week, or should I say since when am I free? Well, last week was a very tiring week for me. LoL Starting from Tuesday, I “jump” class at second break out, then went to Plaza Singapura to meet Claudia my Jie to help her with her one more day to submission day FYP Well, she told me she pai sei to look for me because always look for my help. Aiyo Jie ah! What are mei for? LoL

yep, so spent the whole afternoon and night with her at Cafe Cartel. Both my lunch and dinner were proudly sponsored by Jie’s pocket fund Haha I have to admit, that’s about my second time entering into Cafe Cartel :X I Swaku hor? That’s me

Wednesday CG. LoL We celebrated Timothy’s and Jason’s Birthday together. Woo~ Wonderful day I would say. Very wonderful actually.

Thursday, Drum lesson! Woo~ Fun~ We played songs and teacher allowed us to play our own beat and fill in. So it turns out the whole room pretty messy. but fun all the same! haha

Friday. With Nisha and Jacqueline in the team, the team is like OMG! loL Whenever both of them are together, we are always having so much fun! LoL Nisha and Jacqueline made a super cool double combo! I have to admit I screwed up during presentation time because I played so much, in the end I got lazy and didn’t inspect my slides Sorry ah Jacqueline and Nisha, I know you girls tried to “talk” your way through when faci ask qns and it turn out the next slide cotnradict with whatever we’ve written. hehe I promised this will not happen again I will work hard! LoL

Saturday. Work with Yong Xuan! Fun leh! LoL from 1 PM to 1 AM! LoL Believe it or not. We brought 40 Death Note Note books and guess what? by 1 AM, we’ve SOLD ALL OF THEM! Wonderful hor! Wait till Pay day!
Sunday.. what did I do on Sunday ah :X I forgot ler leh. OH YAR! I worked again in the evening This time, the pushcart beside me happened to be Celest. LoL Yong Xuan’s Girl Friend. We didn’t chat much, just badmouthing Yong Xuan only lah

Monday. Cant remember what did I do :X … OH YAR! Remember ler! My FACI! That faci. She shoot Desmond all the way. Two happening things occured in my class. One is Desmond another is Nisha She very cute leh haha. She made a very good statement.

Here’s the Scenario. Correct me if i’m wrong. Nisha was asking other team about some questions. Then the faci say. Ok team 3(Example) answer her. If cannot answer, Nisha will answer you. Then Nisha was like har? and she made a statement. “Firstly, I didn’t ask the question for the sake of asking. I asked because I dont know and would like to know. So How can I answer them the question I ask?”

Woah! At that moment, everyone clap clap clap clap

Wednesday. Yes! Carried on doing narutofever. Skip DMM. yes I know I not supposed to do that. But in this kind of situation, It took me 5 days to made up this decision. “It’s either Hurdle or DMM”. But i’m glad to say, I’ve completed the basic structure of the website! At the same time, Heng Yu came to my house to learn drum and at night Ming Li and Wei Jian came over to play MapleStory.

Comes Thursday. Which is today. Today.. morning ah.. Today surprisingly can wake up early. But waited for Ming Li until around 8:15 at Khatib. So la la la~ Reached school at 9 Deborah see me face abit black black haha because i last week pon third meeting :X

and One more thing i must say. That is for today. I realized that I had alot of pride in some stuff that I almost forgot what am I doing it for. One thing is A Heart Felt apologies to my dear shepherd. Windez. He has been very great and is always thinking about my well being. However today, I did not appreciate his kindness and instead was being harsh on him. When I came home. I felt remorseful. Well. I’ve repented. I really hope to be able to be more and more humble. As my skills in IT and other areas keep improving. I cant afford to be proud. Because that is definitely not the intention I want to give others. I would love to share my skills with others unselfishly knowing God has given me all these skills. Through this. I hope that Windez and I will be able to produce a great blog, super wonderful that we can glorify God’s name! AMEN!

Woo~ Long entry~ haha Time to sleep Oh wait, One joke as usual and yes. After all my project is done. I’m so gonna change my blog design

S.H.I.T.

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.).

P/S: Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.

Sincerely,
The DIRECTOR UNDER the MICHIGAN BUREAU of SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oee0PpKAJuI

Check this out!!! It’s so funny! LoL

haha, I’m glad to say E25E is slowly opening up the bonds with each other! Everyone is getting more and more chatty! This is good sign man~ Hope to see E25E become a “Wet Market” haha. Today, Jacqueline and Nisha made a bet! LoL and guess what! Jacqueline wear skirt to school because Nisha dare her LoL. That’s the first time lor. Unfortunately, Nisha dont know what bet leh Like never do anything haha.

I’ve come to enjoyed talking to both of them in class. They really know how to crack jokes. LoL I remember last Friday ah, our team is the most noisy one When Jacqueline call us to “SHHH..” Suddenly the class very quiet. Then Jacqueline said ” Hm.. Confirmed liaoz! we very Noisy!! LOL!” haha I almost burst out laughing sia.
Of course I enjoyed talking with the rest too. Like  Janice, Ming Hai, Calvin, Min Min and some friends that I still dont know their names yet :X Sorry ah, I very poor in remembering name Just that probably because I’m in the same team with Jacqueline continous 2 days! I’m known as the Keypo one Always want to know what happen LoL.

ahh.. my CMS not complete yet Need to rush abit liaoz sia. LoL 11 October already! Guess what, today I wore my mother’s track shoes to school :X You wont believe how much I regret it, My heels kenna blister lor.. so tight.. In the end I dont wear shoe in class Janice suan me lor. Say my socks smelly when I just changed today -_-. I really need to get another pair of shoes!!

Ok that’s all for today. Now on with some jokes!

Tough Teacher

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!

The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with an full-grown ostrich behind him and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.

The man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich. “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $6.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and the ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress. “No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad,” says the man. “Same for me,” says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, “That will be $12.62.” Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right! Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.

The waitress asks, “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man sighs and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say!”

To fulfil the Great Commision….

Yes! This is how I felt as of this moment. yesterday I was still feeling very terrible. This morning all the way to night, I feel tormented. But now.. I’m feeling GREAT! I felt like all my burden has been lifted off my back and whatever happen I’m going to put my full faith in HIM! Had a phone chat with Augustine and finally, all my evaluations has been cleared. I now know what is exactly wrong in all situations and how to rectify it. I believe with this, I’m going to proceed to the next level! SA TAN! YOU GET OFF MY BACK! I HATE YOU! haha LoL Today, I know you will not win me haha. A light has shone on me once again and I’m once again bringing you back to HELL! AHH! haha Since this is a happy post, i’ll post some jokes today

CIA Recruitment

CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists; Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

Moral: Don’t mess with women

Doctor Keeps Trying

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.

“But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”

“I know,” said his physician. “But I can cure pneumonia.”

Gays

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”

The barman says, “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”

“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, “Yeah, my wife!”

Knowledge is knowing and Wisdom is applying what you know..

Just when I thought I have climbed up, I’ve fallen again. This time, even deeper.. I just cant forgive myself for what I did..If only I didn’t open my stupid mouth and tell Jovin about it, none of this would have happened. Now everyone is hurt and things are not being handled the way it should it. Arrgg.. What have I done man…Now the situation will only get worst. I know I’m not emotionally affected. Because I’m beginning to slowly see the big picture. But still I just cant help but blame myself because situation could have been better..now the leader would have an even tougher job to do all because of what I did.. We are already in such bad situation and now I made it even worst. Even though Windez said it’s just a feedback, I know in my heart, It’s my fault. Loving brother and shepherd. Thanks Windez.

I once tried to took another step and encounter this kind of mistake. Now.. after reclimbing the steps.. I made the same mistake again.. Now I have to climb all over again.. I guess the mistakes lies in letting me lead.. Ever since young, I’ve never been able to lead efficiently. I guess now things just got worst. I should stop leading…

I’ve learnt before that I shouldn’t start blaming myself because Seed of Condemnation might be planted in me. After which Seed of depression come and i’ll fall. But this time I just cant help but blame myself. She would have been able to start a good CG if only I didn’t screw up her plan. As things is now, it’s already very tough. Now it’s even tougher for her. I feel guilty.. I feel bad.. I feel… awful.. I feel like.. I’m useless…

Do not shut….the heaven..

Phew~ Today’s problem statement is tough man LoL. I almost fainted from working on the problem statement. But one thing I realized. This class programming skill is good Guess I’ll be chionging abit from next week onward. This week I quite slack. That’s why when it comes to the last class file, I lazy to do liaoz haha. First time write three classes of java file. Card.java, Blackjack.java, Deck.java Really not easy sia. But the sense of satisfaction is sufficient to keep you moving

Avril wear school uniform to our school today hahaha. So cute Think I will put a photo up haha LoL Tomorrow Wednesday.. I MUST CUT HAIR!!! ahh!! Hair so long sia.. so irritating

Just now as I was practising my stroke, I realize the drumstick become lighter.. I believe i’m slow getting it on how to hold a drum stick woo~ left hand now very pain haha. Train too much. Ok, now for some jokes~

Ready, Set, Go!

Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite.

Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of his backpack and quickly puts them on.

Incredulous, his friend Michael says, “There’s no way you can outrun that bear.”

Chris replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”

Servicemen Foot Race

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, “When I saw two men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I’d better run too!”

Walk with God ..Steady…Ready.. GO!!!

That time when I come back from camp, I said we gonna experience revival. Yesterday or rather on Saturday, we’ve experienced revival! However, there are two path that lies before us now. One path will lead to more revival and another path will lead to a downfall again.. That’s what I felt prompted with. Well! RP! Let’s see more next week alright?

My CMS is now 75% done for coding and 15% done for designing still got so much more to go. LoL but nvm lah, I got confidence someone will bring me through hehe.

woo~ Cant wait to help out in a ministry LoL. Gonna be so exciting. yesterday we are the HK Team (House Keeping) Oh, I call the team HK Team to make it sound nicer Ah.. today 1st of october liaoz.. so fast sia.. 29 more days.. LoL I need to cut my hair soon too. Just got my allowance. Woo~

Now, for you wonderful people out there, Today i going to give you guys 3 jokes. LoL Enjoy rolling on the floor and laugh all the way to the loo and moo to the zoo

Staring At His Drink

There’s this guy at the cj bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big truck driver steps next to him, and drinks what he was staring at. The man starts crying.

The truck driver says: “Come on sissy, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink.”

“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous,fires me. When I left the building, I found out my car was stolen. And the police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab and return home, and when I got out, I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away. I go inside and find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.

And when I decided to put an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison…”

Wanker

A guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn’t remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service.

It said: YOU WANKER - GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!

The Reason Why I Never Visit My Rich Friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and…

Maid: “What would you like to have Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?”

Me: ” Tea please.”

Maid: “Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?”

Me: “Ceylon tea.”

Maid: “How would you like it ? black or white?”

Me: “White.”

Maid: “Milk, or fresh cream?”

Me: “With milk.”

Maid: “Goat’s milk, or cow’s milk?”

Me: “With cow’s milk please.”

Maid: “Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?”

Me: ” Um, I’ll just take it black.”

Maid: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”

Me: “With sugar.”

Maid: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”

Me: “Cane sugar.”

Maid: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”

Me: “Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.”

Maid: “Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?”

Me: “Mineral water.”

Maid: “Flavored or non-flavored?”

Me: “I think I’ll just die of thirst!”