Yeah~ did Evax today. LoL So amazing! I was very pump up to do evax in the beginning. But later on, I actually hesitated, so I stand in one corner repenting and thinking. Windez dear bro came to comfort me. Appreciate it very much. After much staring into space, I’m convicted to at least talk to one. So we went to the seventh floor while the rest are all at sixth floor. Going by classroom to classrom, looks like no one we could speak to. Then just when Jovin and Windez was about to look away from one class, I was stuck outside the classroom. I felt something. Staying where I am, I prayed.. when I open my eyes, Windez and Jovin was going to another side, I decided not to go in and run to catch up with them. But half way along, I feel very prompted to go back. Finally.. I’ve decided to take up this step of faith and ran back telling Windez to go ahead first. Opening the door to the classroom, there’s only one girl inside. So I went in and spoke to her. Guess what! LoL She’s a Sister too! We had a good chat and Windez came to chat with her too.. after a while, we left. Then I pondered on what really happened. It suddenly Dawn on me that God knows I’m nervous and scared which I shouldn’t be. So God has send me to her to “test” as in take this first step by approaching and speak to her. I realized that after taking that first step, I dont seems to be scared anymore. In fact, I dont even care what others think about me anymore.

I believe this is a stepping stone for me! God is awesome! He knows me so well, and get me prepared! WOO! Next Evax is going to be even more wonderful!

Too bad, my blog system cant change text color. Will find ways soon

Jason(E Guitar) has turned Power Ranger and Ultraman into a comedy that bring us lol’ing all the way to the loo and moo all the way to the zoo Let me illustrate:

Jason(E-Guitar): You know.. Ultraman ah.. super funny leh..
Jason(Drummer): Why leh?
Jason(E-Guitar): You see ah, Ultraman, came down from space to fight the monster, then ah he swing the monster back to space.
Jason(Drummer): Ya Then?
Jason(E-Guitar): Then dont know after how many years hor, the monster fall back to earth, and then Ultraman came back to fight it again!!
Jason(Drummer): *Laughing*
Jason(E-Guitar): Also.. Ultraman got a very bad oxygen tank!
Jason(E-Guitar): Everytime came back to earth awhile only, the blinker start blinking, then need to fly back liaoz loL
Jason(Drummer): haha Imagine if Ultraman fight monster half way then the thingy start blinking.. LoL maybe he will tell the monster *Half time*!! Wait ah I go recharge then come back! LoL

We also talk about the Power Ranger LoL. Joker lah Jason E guitar.. I shall talk about power ranger tomorrow. I need to figure out something in wordpress first. LoL

As usual, here’s the daily dose of joke for today!

These are Christian jokes LoL So see if you guys can understand

Atheist: Do you really think Jonah lived in the whale stomach for 3 days?
Christian: I’ll ask him when I’m in heaven!
Atheist: But what if he’s not in Heaven?
Christian: Then you ask him!

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Friend: What do you believe in?
Christian: I believe in what my church believe.
Friend: So what do your church believe in?
Christian: My church believe in what I believe.
Friend: So what do you and your church believe in?
Christian: We both believe in the same thing….

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Teacher: So class, What must we do to seek forgiveness for sin?
Student: We must sin.

When the Lord command. JUST GO! Dont BUT!!

LoL, I have to admit lah, I’m a guy who really hate camp. Does not enjoy camp one because of my health and etc etc… This camp I went to, I really didn’t regret it, even though I fall sick at the first day of the night. LoL

The schedules was pretty relax. Love the ice breaking team games. Our team got third!! yay!! In this camp, I jotted down 3 objectives that I must achieve. YES! I achieved it! hehe
This camp is really great, I get to mingle with my fellow brothers who are all leaders and leaders soon to be by Jan 2007~!! Woo~ The teacher categorised the lesson as “hard teaching”. But I dont really see anything hard about the teaching. In fact, I find it very straight to the point and not draggy at all. We had 3 teachings and one workshop, but I felt that time flew past me without me knowing. I would love to teach it to my sheep. I believe they would definitely benefit from some of them. I think I more or less know which area am I going to contribute already!!! A ministry is more or less in my mind already.. Now..it’s up to God if I could get into these ministry to serve him. Since I’m so excited, I shall disclose what ministry Sound and Stage Management!

Funny hor? LoL Well, I got my confirmation from Windez yesterday and the Finale Night. I get to help out in the game preparations and wow! I so enjoy it! But then, I really feel very bad yesterday abandoning Ai Fang in the middle of the game and went off After reaching home, I really regretted. And today after a chat with Windez, I regretted totally. Should have stayed till the end.. haiz, can only blame myself for being shaken so easily. Ah well, learnt a lesson. God is faithful! I shall repent!

Back to stage management, I dont know why, but I think I’m being called to help out in all those stuff. It could be hard work. But I actually enjoyed it so much even when yesterday helping was less then 3 hours.

Windez is right. I once told Windez, God has put in me that I could help out the ministry in one way that I totally forgot about it. Initially, I thought it was IT! Computer stuff. But now that I think about it, there is more to it then that! Way to go God!
Alright RP! We are going to experience revival with a change of leaders now and Let’s rock and ROLL!!!! really roll!!!

And Timothy out of his ultimate boredom at home recupperating from a sickness that everyone has to go through, (Chicken Pox) thought of a tagline that I find it so good :X

Regarding about the end of the game, I think much would have been expected from everyone because everyone is after all leaders and leaders soon to be. Unfortunately, expect the unexpected. I believe now that Windez is aware of it, he will do something about it and change it!

Here’s another joke for you guys.

Who’s In Charge

“I should be in charge” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge”, said the stomach,” because I process food and give all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge”, said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge”, said the eyes, “because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge, “said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The asshole is usually in charge!

I’ll end this entry with a sentence that I learnt yesterday.

Watch your THOUGHTS, for it will become your WORDS, watch your words, for it will become your ACTIONS, watch your actions for it will become your HABBIT, watch your habbit, for it will become your CHARACTER, watch your character, for it will become your DESTINY. 

Woo~ First two days of school finally ended. First day has been a terrible one lOl. Dont know why I cant seems to talk to any of them leh. Only managed to watch them play dota. But guess what, at the first day of school, I did a solo presentation! LoL My team mates all siam to the back while I was preparing my laptop for presentation. LoL. No choice lor, in the end I presented the whole thing. Even the teacher also say so lor, waaa you representing the whole team ah? Then my team mates say “Quan Jiao Gei Ni ler” LoL. Since it’s the first day of school, I wouldn’t want to pick a fight LoL. And also I dont really mind doing solo presentation. As long as I could get to know my class more This class.. very different from E35L. LoL OMG. I miss E35L already. Mui Lim , Jesling, Catherine, Clinston, Yock Xiong, Say Koon, Elaine, Cindy, Yan Shan. ahh~ Just felt so different. Let’s hope I could slowly get addapt to this class.

Oh yay speaking about Lionel. Today very funny Lionel was at IT Help desk for one whole hour. Missing his Second meeting totally. At second breakout, I went to IT Help desk to meet Mui Lim, Jesling, Yock Xiong who went to IT Help Desk to meet Lionel :X Guess what, the person fixing Lionel’s com is trying so hard to fix his problem. I got a feeling he got a very natural urge to say “Format your com” I look at them I so sianz. LoL Because I very Hungry, So I went to take a look at Lionel’s com. Ask him what problem, then I look look, see see, touch touch, think think, try try, and in no less then 2 mins. I’ve fixed his problem, which the IT Help desk tried to fixed for ONE WHOLE HOUR! OMG!

That’s the standard of IT Help Desk for you..

*Just to describe Lionel’s IT Problem. -

Problem: When he open his internet explorer, it automatic closed it after around 5 seconds. 

What I really do: Only one thing that looks kind of suspicious to me is the status bar right below the address bar. Which appears to be a Yahoo Tool Bar. The few words displayed are “Attempting to fill this button…” . So what I did was uninstall Yahoo Tool bar and everything works fine..ie no longer hang.. time taken: 40 seconds. time spent in it help desk: 1 hour.

3 CHEERS FOR IT HELPDESK!!!!

LoL I very hungry now :X Think I’ll go grab some food. Before that, let me post another joke here

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: “Hello?”
Woman: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure… go ahead if you like it that much.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”
Man: “How much?”
Woman: “$260,000.”
Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…. the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
Man: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
Woman: “OK. I’ll see you later. I love you!”
Man: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

Woo~ Today Jamming session, I feel quite pai sei. All of them are so good in their guitar. My drum is like.. woah, cannot compare LoL. But I really want to thank all of them for supporting us, the JasonS. I think I played horribly today. But I think it’s quite a good learning experience. Let me feel how is it like to be in a band. I can feel it man. Really can.. the team work.. the time keeping.. the music.. just that I’m not efficient enough to play confidently. But overall, really enjoyed today’s jamming session. Thanks Jovin, you guided me throughout the whole jamming session today. Appreciate it alot Looking forward to more jamming. But I will not be addicted to jamming. I must remember where is my priority

And now.. for more jokes!!!

The Affairs

The First Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house. “Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”

The Second Affair

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

“Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!” Then he gave her a stern look and asked, “Have you been fooling around on me?”

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, “Not this time!”

The Third Affair

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!

“I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz”, said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity.”

With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s scaling. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed it to was his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened up his briefcase.

“Oh my God!” the wife screamed, “Schwartz is dead!”

The Fourth Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.”

“What’s this, honey?” the husband inquired as he entered the room. “Oh, it’s a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.”

No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

“Here,” he said to the statue, “eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.”

The Fifth Affair

A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly Sir, that’ll be 1 pence.”

“One pence?”, exclaimed the man. The bartender replied, “Yes.”

So the man glances over at the menu and asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?” “Certainly Sir,” replies the barman, “but that comes to real money.”

“How much money?” inquires the man.

“4 pence,” the bartender replied. “Four pence?”, exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”

The bartender replies, “He’s upstairs with my wife!”

The man says,”What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”

The bartender replied, “The same thing as I’m doing to his business.”

The Sixth Affair

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. “Becky my darling,” he whispered. “Hush my love,” she said. “Rest, don’t talk.” He was insistent. “Becky,” he said in his tired voice, “I have something that I must confess.” “There’s nothing to confess,” replied the weeping Becky, “everything’s all right, go to sleep.”

“No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I…. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!”

“I know, my sweet one.” whispered Becky, “That’s why I poisoned you.”

Here’s another joke. But before that, let me explain what have I been doing for this past few weeks. I’ve been working on narutofever.com content management system writing the code from scratch. It’s tedious and troublesome. and tough. But i”m going to brave through it. Tomorrow, i’ll show some screen shots of the work i’ve done Jamming tomorrow with Jason(E Guitar) and TP people. LoL I’m nervous.. My drum skill not there yet.. haha DMM after that. Sis ah.. still calling me to go work. Should I go?

And Now.. for the joke. Enjoy

Mrs. Ferrara went to visit her son Anthony for dinner, who lives with a female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Anthony’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you’re thinking, Mom, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I can’t imagine that she would do such a thing, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Momma, I’m not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my house. I’m not saying that did not take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma which read:

Dear Son, I’m not saying that you do sleep with Vikki, and I’m not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma

Lesson - Don’t lie to your Mother!

Here’s something to lighten up your day or night guys

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.”

The second guy said, “Darn, that’s terrific!? My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third man said: “Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. A 30,000 square foot mansion.”

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: “What are all the congratulations for?”

One of the three said: “We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons… What about your son?”

The fourth man replied: “My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends said: “What a shame … what a disappointment.”

The fourth man replied, “No, I’m not ashamed. He’s my son and I love him. And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.”

Thus end the one week holiday of all secondary school students Woo~ This week was a pretty active week for me. Avril and Heng Yu came to my house consecutively. Heng Yu came to learn almost everything i’ve learnt in 6 months in just 2 to 3 days. LoL Avril leh? She came to sleep haha. No lah, She say the bed very comfy. She like it alot. So she sleep lor. Me? I’m a multi tasker. I do my work. Listen to song, teach drum and do research all at one go. LoL

Enjoyed this week with them. Chances like this are very few. Next week onwards, need to go for bible lesson. So no time to bond with them ler But you bet I gonna teach them what I would be learning at the lesson. I forgot the lesson need to pay. LoL Must go dig money ler

Die sia… my flash still as weak as ever. How ah? Anyone know how to do flash? Jiu Ming ah!

haha wow, so fast.. Friday already. I’ve yet to complete what I ought to complete a few days back. ahh~ my website!! need to chiong liaoz. Anyway, today I got two pic to show you guys. Show you how funny my shepherd is and how funny my sheep is. Here it is:

Windez: Probably think of himself as Power Ranger or Ultraman?

Dao: “They forgot to put a “L” beside the e. (To make the word lego)

LoL.

Yesterday Heng Yu stayed overnight at my place because too late ler. He’s been practising his matched grip whole night and now when I blogging, he’s still practising. Not bad. Good determination LoL. As for me.. I’m trying to finish as much stuff as possible before afternoon approach. So I shall stop here. See ya guys soon.