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Adapted from thedailywtf.com

These are IT Jokes. Dont worry, read up the comments in the Bracket for an “Idiot” explanation.

Steven Reitsma must not have heard. For those who missed it: a few weeks ago, God endorsed Symantec’s latest anti popup software.
(Everyone should know this. But if you dont, here’s the explanation. Google is a search engine that search by keywords. Google was not able to find any word to match with TD when searching. Thus substitute as “GOD“)

There’s no word on Him endorsing MSDN, but I doubt it. Especially after MSDN sexually harassed Eric J. Bias …
(Same thing as above. MSDN keyword search gave a funny suggestion.)

Mike came across this popup
and wasn’t quite sure if a “smart spyware shopper” is an oxymoron or plain old moron …
(Spyware is a computer program which can be installed on personal computers (usually without the permission from the owner) and has the purpose of collecting information and sending it back to another source - usually an Internet marketing or pornographic website.
www.netalert.net.au/01990-Glossary.asp)

It was bad enough that Three’s price for Sony Ericsson K800i with a mobile plan was a bit steep, but did they really
need to rub Franco Trimboli’s face?

Andrew Craft wasn’t quite sure what Lenovo was apologizing for or what they were thanking him for … at least
they’re no Three:
(What’s the apologies for? What’s the thank you for?)

Finally! A useful TipoftheDay,
as discovered by R. …
(Tip of the Day is suppose to show you some help about how to use a software. But this time.. this is the message it showed.. LoL)

Well Jasper de Lange, it coulda have been much worse. At least it wasn’t Something Terrible, Something Awful, or,
even, Something Dreadful.
(No idea about this. But It’s funny haha)

In the last episode, we saw a picture from inside the 12th car on an 11 car train. Dan postulates that (null) is
probably that car’s destination stop …
(”null” means no value.)

You know you’ve done something reaaaaly bad when Dell, of all entities, yells at you. Thomas Nielsen sure learned
his lesson …no more swapping his hotswappable drives …
(The circled message says it all..)

But hey, at least Dell wasn’t as harsh as this Network Diagnostic Tool that Mike Davis was trying to use. A lesser
user would have likely been brought to tears.
(An error message that I’ve come to a liking. Might use it for my next script :D)

Quick! What button would you press if you wanted to close Smart Tools?
right corner,” you win. Don’t worry, it took Jon a few tries, too …
(Usually, there will only be “Yes” and “No” or “Ok” and “Cancel”. This time. [x] is the right button to press.)

Ha! And you guys think that CAPTCHA that I put together is hard to read. At least I didn’t use the one that K.C. tried
to use …
(What word?)

And I suppose we’ll wrap it up with this screenshot from Shaun, who’s IM buddy hasn’t reached The End of the
Internet after 136 straight years …
(Who could live for 136 years old? Is the internet that old?)

I hope you guys had a good laugh. i’m sure I do. LoL I’ve found out how to use the picture function in my blog. yeah~ Learn new things LoL. Did a new banner and avatar. Do give me your comments on this

Theme: Hikaru No Go
Description: One of my current game that I’m playing. It’s fun! Next time I’ll do a newbie guide here hehe..

Time to sleep. Will blog more tomorrow. Good Night.